Have you noticed on websites and peoples pages that everyone looks smiley and sweet.
That’s not real. Alpacas spit!
The thing that everyone does most is not smile but sleep.
Why don’t we show that?
Maybe shut eye isn’t interesting.
If you don’t get it right though you can be a grumpy old gizzard.
Insomnia induces incidents!
That’s why I’m putting sleep high on the National and International agenda.
End aggression now! Bring out the lettuce Ben!
Should get me a few votes from the farmers too. Doesn’t need to be organic. That’s too polarizing for my base!
Blessing#1658-Make Snore not War
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