So by now you know that JAWS is dicing with death.
I can’t say I’d be sorry if she happened to have a close encounter with the cutter. I can see the headlines now “The Marion Mowing Massacre”
It might make the Bro sad though and maybe even Ma but I know Dad wouldn’t be too upset! It would probably kill Kong too!! Double whammy wipeout!
Ma took me aside after the most recent event and asked me to keep a close eye on The Thing when she is not around.
So I now have her sequestered onto the sofa while outdoors when any equipment is in use.
It’s a tough job but I’m up to it! I’d do anything for bacon!!!
Blessing#2745-Duty
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