I’m speaking to Ma again because she took us trotting yesterday. Also, being canine I find it excessively difficult to be grumpy for long.

I know the niece calls me the GRUMPY GIZZARD but that’s because I’m more refined than she is. I’m not your bouncing of the wall kind of guy but I’m pretty loving when it comes to my peeps.
You know the way humans have Type A and Type B personalities well my theory is the same is true for dogs. There is the crazy in your face types like Nala who bound into a room and almost take you out with their tail and then there is the slow approach sniff you out sorts like me.
There very definitely must be a reason why we are not all the same. It must benefit the universe equilibrium or stabilize the stars.
Anyway it gives us added purpose on a Monday so rejoice in being you whether you’re a neutron or a proton!
Blessing#2761-Balanced Beings
