Precious Peeps it’s Pits here to heave you over the humpty.
Does your Granny sometimes get grumpy? Mine does!
This morning she was telling me she has had it with spam. She had no less than 95 messages in her junk folder in less than 24 hours. We know because when you move them to trash it say “delete 95 message” when you go to get rid of them.
Granny told me that when she was young spam was a type if luncheon meat she often had in the sandwiches she took to school.
We got to thinking of all the spam makers out there in cyberspace. Not the honest ones who make the ham in the can. Who pays them? Do they just decide to set up to annoy people or worse steal from them?
I suggested to Granny that I could create a firewall for her. Every time a spam hits us I could reply with a message saying “beware hungry ham eating Pitty in place”
Granny said it was kind of me to try to help but it wouldn’t be good for my reputation as a Perfect Princess.
This got me thinking. Do the Royals get spam too? They probably have staff paid to sit and delete it. Wouldn’t it be something if they politely replied “HRH is thankful for your request to open an overseas bank account to settle her debts and is happily insured for such matters yours truly the crown prosecutors”
Now we have had some jolly out of this we feel better and hope you will too when you’re deleting your junk today.
Off now to kiss Kong. Love y’all almost as much as him but not nearly as much as me.
Blessing#2805-Luncheon Meat.
Booming Banter 