Author: boomingbanter

Well y’all know we went to the vet last week. While there we got our heart worm and flea and tick meds for the year.

Being creatures of habit Ma and Pa like to set the first Monday of each month as the day to administer our prevention pills.

So yesterday Dad dug everything out while we were out for our trot.

When we got back he says to Mom that there’s been a mistake and we have been given enough of the flea and tick to last three years.

Oops!

So Ma grabs the meds and says she’ll go return it and get back big bucks.

HOWEVER, when Ma was half way there Dad opened one packet only to discovered it contained just one gigantic pill.

This would explain why it only has to be taken once every three months.

So Ma did a U-turn and all was well and let me tell you that big old chewable was soooooooooooooooo delicious!!!!!

Blessing#2581-Mega Munchy

The Bro has renewed his subscription to streaming services so we have millions of options again on things to watch.

Last evening Ma binged on Victoria Beckham.

That LADY sure is tenacious and her hubby definitely is a KNIGHT in shining armor.

They are all so good looking and it would seem very down to earth.

Must be their close connections to their canines that keep them so cool.

I noticed Vic takes FIG to work with her.

Just saying that the season is now right that Ma could take me too to the tearoom. I know I won’t be allowed inside but I won’t suffocate or freeze if she left me in the car.

Help me by bombarding Ma with messages to support my case.

Blessing#2580-Working Dogs

I’m lying here next to Ma as she writes my thoughts for you.

She is a great secretary as well as being as warm as any hot water bottle.

We were just reflecting on AI.

Most of us encounter it in the form of autocorrect when we’re bantering and such.

We find it to be extremely stupid.

Regardless of the sentence it insists on LOVE becoming LIVE and WERE is automatically transformed to WE’RE.

If it’s so smart why does it make such mistakes?

Have you ever LIVED someone?

Clearly that is the big difference between it and us.

LONG LIVE LOVE

Blessing#2579-The Real Thing

Did you have a happy Halloween? We were busy. Ma took the day off work.

First we went for our trot with Auntie Denise.

Jaws was very well behaved.

See what happened was when we went to the vet on Tuesday she got all her shots and did well during her physical but got a little feisty when they were trying to draw her blood for her annual tests. So they gave us some pills to make her mellow. She had to take two the night before and two two hours before her rescheduled draw.

She walked along beside Ma like she belonged in Crufts. Didn’t pull at a single squirrel.

When we got back home we did our baking for the big birthday party that is today. One customer can’t have gluten or eggs so Ma was experimenting. She turned out something that looks OK but may taste like cardboard.

After that Jaws was given her second dose of pills and Ma went for the weekly groceries.

When she returned it was time for a quick bite of lunch and then she and the Bro took the Thing back to the vet.

All went well this time so we’ll know for next year.

The Bro then left for work and we all had a little rest before getting the candy out for trick or treating.

Dad got a peanut stuck in his throat so he was coughing all evening which made Ma mad as she was trying to listen to all the latest gossip on the Royals.

We had quite some visitors this year as the weather was fine and almost all our candy disappeared.

In spite if all the comings and goings Jaws remained remarkably calm until bedtime. We are wondering should we maintain this protocol permanently to get some peace!!!

Sure worked like magic that spell.

Blessing#2578-Hocus Pocus

Did you have a happy Halloween? We were busy. Ma took the day off work.

First we went for our trot with Auntie Denise.

Jaws was very well behaved.

See what happened was when we went to the vet on Tuesday she got all her shots and did well during her physical but got a little feisty when they were trying to draw her blood for her annual tests. So they gave us some pills to make her mellow. She had to take two the night before and two two hours before her rescheduled draw.

She walked along beside Ma like she belonged in Crufts. Didn’t pull at a single squirrel.

When we got back home we did our baking for the big birthday party that is today. One customer can’t have gluten or eggs so Ma was experimenting. She turned out something that looks OK but may taste like cardboard.

After that Jaws was given her second dose of pills and Ma went for the weekly groceries.

When she returned it was time for a quick bite of lunch and then she and the Bro took the Thing back to the vet.

All went well this time so we’ll know for next year.

The Bro then left for work and we all had a little rest before getting the candy out for trick or treating.

Dad got a peanut stuck in his throat so he was coughing all evening which made Ma mad as she was trying to listen to all the latest gossip on the Royals.

We had quite some visitors this year as the weather was fine and almost all our candy disappeared.

In spite if all the comings and goings Jaws remained remarkably calm until bedtime. We are wondering should we maintain this protocol permanently to get some peace!!!

Sure worked like magic that spell.

Blessing#2578-Hocus Pocus

Precious Peeps it PITS here to propel you into a wonderful WICKED weekend.

Granny is grumpy as a ghoul because someone wanted to view the house yesterday but she had a late afternoon booking at the tearoom so couldn’t get home to get us all out in time.

Bottom line it’s had to be rescheduled and we’re not sure yet for when.

If it’s today we’re going to have to juggle some plans for shopping and baking but if it’s for tomorrow it’s going to be an early start for our whole gang because Granny has a big birthday party. Regardless the broomstick will need to work overtime!

I keep telling her to chill and get her fangs into a Nyla because things will happen when they happen and not when you want them to happen like things that go bump in the night.

She thinks the sun revolves around her orbit but I keep telling her that that trick is for this Pitty only.

I am the treat at the center of this universe as y’all know by now.

Shine on you sweet spooks and remember that when the stars align you can be sure it’s me who has set them specially for my followers.

Love y’all have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN and we’ll talk on the humpty.

Blessing#2577-Spirited

Yesterday was national cat’s day. I don’t like cats.

I know a lot of people love them but their eyes are funny.

Why do they look like that?

Is there some evolutionary advantage?

Maybe it’s to do with where they originated. Perhaps a dusty place or a very sunny place like the Savannah.

I’m glad that my Bro is allergic to them otherwise Ma just might consider one especially in the run up to Halloween.

She can be a bit of an old witch at times!!!

Blessing#2576-Feline Family

Precious Peeps it’s the Perfect one here to heave you over the humpty.

I’m lying a little low today as all my shots are working on my little immune system.

It’s normal to feel a little groggy when you have all those Pitty protective cells doing their thing.

The stinking Gizz is petrified of the vets but I’m so laid back and relaxed you wouldn’t think I was terrified at all.

Granny took Dad along with us as she said it’s easier to handle two dogs with four arms.

For sure I’ll be back to Pitty Perfection by Friday. In the meantime I’m going to stew all my stuff and be ready to fight off any nasty nonsense that comes my way.

Remember you humans need to follow my example in order to achieve the pinacle of performance.

Stay cool and see you for the weekend.

As ever HRH Princess

Blessing#2575- Annual Events

Three days in a row we’re getting a car ride.

This one will be to the vets for our annual physicals.

I always know we’re going there because Ma asks Pa to remind her to put our poop in different colored bags. I’m getting the blue one with the pineapple design and Jaws just a plan black one.

We will be having our shots also to keep us strong and healthy for another year.

This, therefore is a good occasion for me to pitch in on the vaccine debate.

I urge all of you to reflect on whether you would prefer to be bitten by a dog that has had it’s rabies vaccine or not.

Now I do not intent to stick my choppers into anyone anytime soon as I’m a good dude.

There may however be less friendly or frightened furballs out there.

So do the right thing and take a prick for the peace of the public. No frothing at the mouth and mind blowing madness please.

Blessing#2574-Safety First

Sometimes I think the PIT is mad.

For no reason she takes to barking!!!

Now of course I bark myself but it’s always at deer or bicycles or people or other dogs or squirrels treading on my territory.

The THING on the other hand just all of a sudden and out of no where takes to barking at nothing or no one.

Ma keeps telling everyone to ignore her but there is only so much of it Dad and the Bro can take and then they start screaming at her.

She doesn’t care she’ll keep at it and then just as quick as she started she stops.

We have no explanation for this other than that she’s a nutter or is aspiring to take to the stage.

Has anyone else experience of Pitty pop stars? Maybe I could be her manager!

Blessing#2573-Prima Donna