Author: boomingbanter

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to get you over the hump and on the road to the weekend!!! I had some issues with my editor so be patient if you’ve seen this before!

As befits my standing as a person of passion here is some philosophy.

If anyone tries to take your toys or your Nylas grab them tight and resist with intent. Give them the evil eye and they will back off.

If not call me and I’ll run over and give them some Pitty Pétrification.

For those of you with a keen eye wondering what is smeared on my snout it is slobber.

That is an additional piece of wisdom I share with you for free if your drool gets too dribbly just give your head a good shake and send it flying.

If you have a Good Granny try to avoid hitting her with it or she may be a tad upset.

Blessing#2054-Tips Times Two

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to get you over the hump and on the road to the weekend!!!

As befits my standing as a person of passion here is some philosophy.

If anyone tries to take your toys or your Nylas grab them tight and resist with intent.

Give them the evil eye and they will back off.

If not call me and I’ll run over and give them some Pitty Pétrification.

For those of you with a keen eye wondering what is smeared on my snout it is slobber. That is an additional piece of wisdom I share with you for free if your drool gets too dribbly just give your head a good shake and send it flying.

If you have a Good Granny try to avoid hitting her with it or she may be a tad upset.

Blessing#2054-Tips Times Two

There is nothing as stupid as sheep except perhaps a Pitty.

There is a big farm near us with hundreds of acres of grazing land.

It’s flat as a pancake but guess where the roasts in the making eat? In the ditch at the side of the road.

They all huddle together and compete for the same blades of grass.

Why is this?

Is communal dining something sheep specialize in.

It’s like Nala after the Nylas she wants them all for herself. Dumbo

Blessing#2053-Flocks

We are having August in April. Ma is feeling full of fun.

She stuck her shorts on yesterday as soon as she got back from church and the got the polish out!

You almost fainted right? Thought she was going to clean. Fear not!

She won’t wear sandales unless her tootsies are painted. So since this is her chance to play being on vacation she dove right in.

Her color of choice is red! Provides some definition to the chunkiness of her paws!

Prior to the Pitty Ma always wore flip flops in summer but with the force of the fiend she now needs something strapped on tight.

She buys he footwear at thrift stores so if they aren’t comfortable after a mile they are consigned to the wear they for outings only pile. One pair classified into that section already!

Those currently under review for daily trots look like something an Ancient Greek might wear. She’s no Greek but she is Ancient so I’m optimistic but they are fiddly to fasten.

As long as I get out I don’t mind much but it puzzles me why she can’t wear trainers like a normal person but then she wouldn’t be at the beach!!!

Blessing#2452-Coasting

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here hoping you are feeling as loved as me.

Even though Granny was groaning and the Gizz was griping about my hunting habits Dad took my side and loved me up.

He even got me a new Nyla as I’d chewed the other to a stump in my stress.

So there you have it always remember that no matter what you can be forgiven

Blessing#-2051-Fondly Fathers

There is still an element of tension in the air.

Mom has the marks of the incident on her paw so Jaws better keep looking sweet.

Have you ever seen a face like this.

If I didn’t know her I’d say she was PRECIOUS

Pitty picture of innocence looks like she’s about to weep.

That’s the way to seek sympathy but trust me tribe she a terror.

Blessing#2050Seeing Through

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to wish you a wonderful weekend.

I nose you knows, because the stinking Gizz told you, that I had a little exploratory exploit a few days ago.

This is what you call a mug shot! It makes me look like a criminal but you must understand my position and not Granny’s.

Talk about Born Free! Those few minutes of super sprinting chasing a months worth of fresh meat are what I have dreamt of my entire three years of life.

Mind you I was somewhat relieved to encounter Aunty Denise as it became clear quite quickly that Bambi was faster than me and equipped with stamina not bestowed on Princesses.

Still it is always great to have a little adventure very fruitful for future dreams. Hope you can have some this weekend.

Blessing#2049-Escapades

I am on guard and in heaven.

The PIT is in deep trouble and I’m in charge of keeping a close eye on her.

See yesterday just as Ma was picking up my poop a deer wandered right up beside us. Auntie Denise saw it and in an instant so did Jaws.

She literally ripped her leash out of Ma’s hand and took off chasing Bambi!

We looked and called to no effect so after five minutes we decided to divide and conquer.

Auntie Denise went one way to get her car and we went home to get ours. The Bro joined in and she was quickly found.

Just as Auntie Denise reached her house out of the trees tumbled TROUBLE.

The Bro arrived at the scene and brought her home where she currently is in the dog house and I so delighted!

Blessing#2048-Just Desserts

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to make your midweek magical.

I am so enjoying the longer days. It means I can watch the goings on in the street for a while longer each day.

I have invented this perfect pose that keeps me super steady. It would take a crane to move me.

This is extremely important as barking uses a lot of effort especially one like mine that is so deep and delightful. Comes right from the diaphragm.

You can see in this picture how all my muscles are so spectacular. Not an ounce of fat on me.

All this goes to prove that you need to eat your greens. Ignore everything that the Gry Gizz says and listen to me.

Blessing#2447-Perfect Specimen

Yesterday was perfect walking weather so we made up for lost steps over the weekend.

This is my favorite time of year because it’s not so hot that your tongue hangs out unless you are a Pitty.

I’ve never seen a dog with such a long tongue.

It must go with eating grass because she ingested a serious quantity of the green stuff yesterday. Part ruminant I predict!

Now I admit I indulged in a blade or two myself as it’s super sweet at present but she ate more than your average pony.

It has no ill effects except for the end result that is voluminous but fortunately well structured.

We plan to graze some more in just a little while.

Blessing#2046-Turf Times