Author: boomingbanter

The Bro had declared he wanted “No Bird” this thanksgiving so Ma came up with a novel plan.

A “Tasting Menu”.

I wondered, but did not dare to ask, what sort of menu is not tasted but I kept my trap shut.

This was great because Ma was in and out of the kitchen all morning and we got lots of tidbits.

By the time the Macys Day Parade and the Dog Show were done the humans were ready to take their seats.

The portions were all quite small but even so they had to stop before dessert.

A siesta was required to reset the appetite because Jaws the walking waste disposal unit was not getting these goodies.

Stay tuned to hear what she did instead……

Blessing#1895-Fun Feast

Precious Peeps It’s Pits Perfect here with my Uncle Scooby to wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving.

Admit it some of you fainted when you read that didn’t you?

See for one day we have committed to set aside our disagreements and focus on feasting.

There is just so many opportunities to work together on this occasion to snag snacks that we’ve signed a 24hour peace treaty.

Now I grant you it is as yet early but since Granny is getting up to crack on with the cooking we are aligned at attempting and armistice.

Have a great day. Lick up and for the humans among you don’t forget to put on your stretchies

Blessing#1894-Elasticated Waistbands

We thought we’d stick with the smart stuff for another day. Take note that this post has nothing to do with AI so it’s not a hallucination.

NASA has reported that it received new signals from a telescope it dispatched to the Milky Way some years ago.

Seems that there are some amazing things hidden in the stars. There are bodies that look like gigantic needles that no one has ever encountered before.

Every time we hear new news about the universe we are absolutely in awe of it immensity.

Don’t you think there must be a friendly alien or two out there we could make friends with?

Blessing#1893-Points in Space

Only some of you know that my Dad is super smart. It’s no wonder a book is constantly appended to his hand.

As a fellow of Sydney Sussex College Cambridge he gets the regular alumni newsletter and it popped into our inbox this morning.

Ma and me usually read it first as Dad’s still in the land of nod.

We skim through as we’re somewhat less interested in all things intellectual than Dad BUT this morning we were intrigued and thought perhaps you too would be.

Guess what the Cambridge word of the year is? Something liked to artificial intelligence!

Did you get it?

We didn’t either so don’t feel bad but do remember that the next time you read something unless it’s from my paw it may be and AI having a psychedelic attack.

Blessing#1892-Modern Fairytales

I have a tear in my eye because poor Mum’s right knee has seized up.

She’s not quite sure what happened but it’s stiff and slightly swollen.

My theory is it is a stress injury induced by standing firm while straining to hold the nemesis while squirrels or other critter cross our path.

We’re still walking because once she gets going it’s OK. The worst is going up and down stairs she sorta has to do that sideways.

I am convinced rest and rubs are the best solution and a little yoga perhaps too.

All will be well with my TLC but yet another reason to nuke the niece.

Blessing #1891-Physiotherapy

Ma is still working on Belfast time so she’s been awake since five o’clock.

She’s been busy with « Friendsgiving » events at the tearoom since she came back so she is crashing into bed at eight.

It’s not a problem for me as it gets me away from JAWS!

Since it’s Sunday, I know we’ll be able to have a snooze this afternoon.

That might set her back on track for the rest of the week.

If it doesn’t we’ll treat it philosophically enjoy the time together and admire what we can see.

Blessing#1890-Crescent Moon

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect.

I am so happy Granny is back as Scooby was horrible while she was away and caused me several injuries with his horrible canines. He is hateful.

Granny came home with a new dog. It’s very quiet.

Auntie Carol gave it to her as a belated birthday gift.

It’s very beautiful and never moves and I’m delighted it’s a girl as I couldn’t deal with another male. In fact I believe it may have been modeled on me!!

I’m excessively jealous of its pretty pink collar that is bedecked with rhinestones.

Unfortunately even if I were to steal it and make a run for it the collar wouldn’t fit my graceful neck.

Maybe I could wear it as tail decor.

Blessing#1789-Jewels

Ma is back! I’m so glad to see her and snuggle.

She’s thrilled with this new direct flight from Cleveland to Dublin it’s so relaxing not having to sweat over making connections.

She’s learned a lot on this trip. First that the Cleveland airport is literally a straight shot up the I-71 from our house and takes just under two hours.

The parking is right at the airport so need to catch a bus. A quick walk does it!!!

She also learned that Dublin airport is extremely quiet at the time the return flight leaves. She was at the gate three hours before boarding!!! Pity her hand baggage was full or she could have done a little Christmas shopping!

The service was great as always on Aer Lingus and the food was yummy even in good old economy class where she was seated.

As for entertainment excellent! Great movies and lots of super shows to pass the time.

I feel it in my bones that there may be more regular trips on the horizon but for now I’ll settle for a good walk!!!!!

Blessing#1888-Smooth Sailing

Ma and Auntie Lorraine hit some tourist spots soon after breakfast on Tuesday. They took in the new Coronation Garden down by Belfast Lough. Seemed appropriate as it was after all the Kings birthday.

Next they took to the CS Lewis trail just around the corner from Lorraine’s home.

It’s been there some years but Ma had never visited. Still so many things to see in the good old home town.

Appetite having been built it was time for an Ulster Fry with Auntie Sandra then on for retail therapy with Auntie Carol, a quick trip to see Auntie Phyllis and then it was time for a beer with Auntie Lesley.

That done it was back to Lorraine’s for dinner and an early night.

Just glad that photos were taken because she forgot to call me!!

Blessing#1887-Albums

The King was 75 yesterday. Before you jump to conclusions this was not the reason for my Mom’s trip to the UK.

He didn’t invite her to his party.

Even if he had she’d have had to refuse because she hasn’t a minute.

Too many people to see. Too many cups of tea to drink not to mention the wine and beer and all that food.

Even for Kings though there’s never too many cakes!!!

Blessing#1886-Celebrations