The bro brought his baby some new toys yesterday and I decided I deserved them more than she as I’ve been so accommodating.
I took a notion for the stuffed squirrel. So it’s mine. The squirt can borrow my pinky instead. Will match her collar!
She wants it all that little lady. Not only does she have MY crate in the bedroom she is now squatting in this monster mansion that’s meant to be mine.
She has also usurped my spot under the kitchen table at Dads toes.
I was compensated for my tolerance by Ma who just gave me a whole scrambled egg for my gentle nature! I’m still her main man!