Ma is threatening a trip to the beauty parlor for me.
I said she could take the demon instead and leave her there. Just get her out of my hair!
Ma said its me who needs the hair off not your woman.
Seems she is the sort whose hair doesn’t grow.
It is real thin too. You can literally see through her ears.
That’s why she gets all shivery when she gets wet.
Can’t wait for winter. With a bit of luck she’ll freeze to death!