Big ears has got her big teeth.
She sticking them into all sorts of things like my toys!
If she goes anywhere near the treats my dear Dad is giving me again on the sly I’ll demolish her.
She has invaded ever aspect if my life.
Got her big stupid paws into everything.
Heck she has even taken my place on the sofa to observe the comings and goings.
The only thing she’s good for is a fight. Keeps me on my toes!