Hi fans! Nala your Pitty Pups here.
I know you all have been desperate to hear from me as I am so beautiful and sweet.
My uncle whispered in my ear that he has been spreading rumors about me that have reached a very important person.
Please can you step in on my behalf and inform the fat bearded one that I am deserving of much attention and reward.
You may communicate with the North Pole via the human one who looks like this canine. I suspect she too is up against me since I tried to recycle her shoes and undergarments. Pester her please with protest on my behalf.
Yours truly a believer