It’s official Big Ears has no class.
She is now without doubt a red neck.
Her Pitty Princess collar had to be retired due to insufficient girth to encircle her thickness.
The sun has now risen on a red choker with hopefully sufficient strength to retain her in check.
You never do know though how long things will endure.
Today the sunset on the blackberry. I never knew one but Ma tells me when she got hers she thought she’d hit the big time. No one could ever have dreamed it would be eclipsed by another piece of fruit.
Look at me though. Who’d ever have thought I’d have to live life with such a baseless beast.
Still though I reign supreme. You got to make a stand when it comes to thrones.