The « thing » is really stupid as well as ugly.
Yesterday Ma was all gooey because she got to pick her first daffodils.
They’re small and puny but she still thinks they’re beautiful.
I didn’t say a word because they are extremely toxic.
It tried to eat them.
Ma scolded and made her sit in time out.
They are still in an accessible place soooooooooooooo
I’m sniffing around them pretending they are desirable.
With any luck she’ll devour them or others to come and that will be that.