Did you read what that scoundrel wrote yesterday? Thinks she can make a takeover bid for my position in the pecking order. Well dream on demon. I’m fighting back big time.
This is no longer a joke. I’m going for the jugular.
Not only does she try to take my throne she is making my Dad go gooey gaga with her endearing young charms.
He takes a lot of pills though and she’d eat anything so I’m scheming. All I’d need to do is topple those over and she’d be a goner.
See she has no perception of the love my Ma has for me. Hamlet eat your heart out or was that Macbeth?