What is it with women and their need to wear hard wear around their neck?
The good thing is when Mom leaves Mega’s on her it gives her something to chew on and keeps her monstrous trap shut for a while.
She very vain you know so if Ma is wearing her jewels she wants to wear hers too.
Ma says it’s not an exclusively female domain to wear neck wear. I’m keeping any such thoughts well away from here! The only collar for me is the stinky blue one that is obligatory for walks.
PIT has jaws of steel so I keep telling Ma not to let her chew her choker for too long but she doesn’t listen. Just breaks into song which I don’t understand.
Do you get it?
Maybe it’s another girlie thing because I don’t!