Wagging Tail-903

The new chief TWIT says he’s buying Twitter to “Help Humanity”

Ma doesn’t believe a word he says as she can’t stand the sight of him. He gives Ma the creeps.

We’re thinking Mom and me should launch a competitive platform.

Since he’s freed the BIRD Ma thinks we could release the PIT (Posts in Truth)!

I’m more partial to WAG? We could say it stands for Wishes and Greetings even though I just thought of that.

We’d have people BARK if they were mad or Woof if they were happy.

Ma would be the CEO and I’d be the CCO. Can we do it?

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