On some rare occasions you have to put your differences aside and issue a joint statement.
So shall it be this morning as we wish our dear Dad and Bro a very happy birthday.

We love him because he is the fun in our lives always getting us involved and making us laugh.

It’s true that only one of us, that would be his only child, is permitted to sleep under his duvet but in all other regards he is equitable.

Always takes both of us in the car for days out.

Always buys us both toys even if some last longer than others!

Always gets on the carpet to play with us.

That is why we love him to the moon and back and will make him much MEAT to eat when he returns from his twelve hour shift this evening.
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