Shortly after pontificating on the joys of taking out the trash we tuned in to news from ancient Egypt.
Archeologists have discovered a secret tunnel deep in the depths of the great pyramid.
Seems it’s some sort of triangulated structure holding up an underground chamber.
Now my guess is they’ll find that those pyramids were made with the help of extraterrestrials.
See all this recent business about UFOs that’s just getting us all set for the big reveal.
What is in the chamber? Maybe an invitation to another galaxy. Maybe a Spaceship design. That would really get Elon’s nose out of joint.
Regardless I am certain that the ETs looked like me or someone close to me but for heavens sake don’t tell her or she’ll get an even bigger wire about herself.