I am once again mortified by my Mother.
See yesterday was trash day and as we were returning with aunty Denise from the park Ma spotted a treasure waiting for pick up.
It was destined for landfill but found its way instead inside the Queen of Soul.
You guessed it she dived on it.
I cannot take any more of this.
What will my friends PJ and Eddie think?
It’s even a point on which THE THING and I are agreed but all we can do is hang our heads in shame!