Precious Peeps it’s PITS and I’m puffing with pride.
It has come to my attention that President Roosevelt’s dogs name was FALA.
That’s awfully close to NALA! So while Grumpy may think he’s destined for the White House he’d better think of a name change because Scooby sucks!
There I got that load of my chest.
See I’m sick of the stinker!
He’s always such a good two shoes.
Never does anything fun like taking a dive or chasing some game.
To make matters worse he insists on licking my lips when I’ve just had a snack.
Anyone got a stick of dynamite he might chew on?
Blessing #1715-Ousting
Booming Banter 