We all have little gifts. Mine is being sensitive to situations. I can feel the mood.
Ma has explained to me many times that she has a color chart in her head and can match things in different places. So if she sees a pair of trousers in one place she can match it with a shirt in another.
You can take this to extremes though.
She can even match handbags with ice buckets.
Why you may ask, as I did, would you do this?
The answer from my Ma.
Why not? She thinks there is reason for this out there somewhere in the universe
I’m not in the habit of using words that you’d need a dictionary by your side to understand but that posh Princess is a different case.
PERFUNCTORY indeed. What the heck.
Well Ma told me how the use of that word in yesterday’s epistle was down to Ma herself not the PIT.
See Ma wakes up in the middle of the night and sometimes a word hits her like a bolt from the blue. She thinks she knows its meaning but is not absolutely certain so in order to make sure she never doubts what it means again she has to use it in context.
So that’s why that word was included.
Why it had to relate it to me is sad though the PIT could have used it in some other context.
Do you like people who use such words. I’m not sure about them. I understand why Ma had to get it out of her system but it s not my thing!
Precious Perps it’s PITS here today as the PERFECT daughter to wish my wonderful Daddy a happy Father’s Day.
I took the reins from the Grey Gizzard this morning as I knew he would only give a perfunctory tribute to Grandpa.
He is not capable of profuse pampering such as I can give.
My Daddy is outstanding; so generous with snacks, so snuggly, so sweet and super strong too.
He is like me a beautiful and gifted individual possessed of diverse talents from cooking to acting.
Here is is just yesterday in his role as Al Capone.
Doesn’t he look the part.
I am so lucky to have him but then so too is he lucky to have me since as you all know I am quite perfect in every regard.
I must be off now time for my secretary to make coffee and for us all to eat cinnamon rolls for brekkie except of course poor Kong but he’ll get a kiss instead.