This is one you won’t believe but it’s gospel!
To say I was ecstatic when I awoke this morning would be an understatement.
Bliss had returned. The air was cool as yesterday’s five day forecast had indicated.
Ma dutifully did as I instructed and rolled up the blinds and opened the windows.
Let’s go girl I said I cannot wait to chill.
She prepared my brekkie adding hot chicken grease she’d kept from dinner a few nights ago especially for me.
I was bursting though so couldn’t eat more than a nibble till I did my pee.
She noted the signals and took me out.
That’s when it happened.
We returned instantaneous to find jaws with her massive muzzle in my bowl.
She gets more like that wolf in Goldilocks every single day.
Not a morsel did she leave me. Licked that bowl to sparkling clean.
How the heck though did she escape from the basement?
That door doesn’t even have a handle she could push down!
The only thing I can think of is she opened it with her mouth.
Maybe with just a little encouragement she might open the front door.
It’s one of those clever ones that you can get out but you can’t get back in. Sweet.