My extraordinary beauty is beyond question.
Some of my more faithful followers have likened me to a certain Mona Lisa.
I would not be surprised if I was called upon for a sitting so I am polishing up my poses. Note if you would my alluring smile.
The Gizzard says I resemble more closely an alien than an Italian maiden.
Who is he to judge.
Just a stinky old Texan.
Doesn’t know the meaning of purebred Pitty Perfection. I’ve just that little edge over others.
Should you wish to capture me in oil on canvas please consult Wrinkle Woman.
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