Author: boomingbanter

Precious Peeps it’s PITS. I’m still PERFECT!

First Lady, why not? Provided I can retain the Princess title too.

At this moment in time, while Scooby may be endearing himself to me, Dad is furious.

See what happened was he got me and the Grumpy Gizz new Nylas because I had reduced the others to a size where Granny was concerned I could soon swallow one.

He gave us our goodies and I got to chew the new for a while before we adjourned to bed.

Well yesterday morning when he left for work I was desperate to get out of our bedroom and down to my fresh bone.

Granny, as usual, ignored my scratching until SHE was caffeinated and ready to go out to meet Auntie Denise for our trot.

So I got a little frustrated and decided to have a PITTY pillow fight with myself.

Well when you get a little hole in those feather lights it’s such fun. Blizzard babes just like playing in the snow.

They are scattered everywhere. Maybe I’ll make a boa with them for functions.

In the meantime I’ll keep a low profile

Blessing#1604-Duck Down

As my journey towards election begins I am conscious of the need to network and socialize.

This is not my favorite chore. I find it rather dull and boring.

I’m an aloof sort of dude.

A deep thinker and an introvert unlike my niece who is keen to slobber all over everyone.

Maybe I should take her as my running mate.

Nepotism I fear might be frowned upon.

Maybe my First Lady.

After all there is president for that. It will keep her happy and after all she does look good in a hat.

Blessing#1503-Socialites

Ma says that if you grew up in the UK in the sixties and someone mentions the number 1001 you immediately think of dry foam.

The TV advertising music is imbedded in every mind as deeply as the dirt the miraculous product claims to shift.

There will be a few of you swearing right now because you know you’ll be singing or humming the 1001 song all day long and people will be giving you strange looks.

Fear not I will close my eyes and turn the other cheek and take no offense. Being blasted is power for the presidential course.

The product it would seem is still around.

We might just go find some as you know who is always making mess.

They might also provide some funds for my campaign after all every home with a canine needs power cleaning even a White House.

Maybe I’ll see if their producers of script and score are still in the land of the living. We’ll need a good catchy tune for our spots.

Blessing #1602-Jingles

Can you imagine I’ve been on the Banter for a THOUSAND DAYS! Takes you way back to May 2020 if you need help with your sums.

When I look back to that point in time I was no more than a kid. Still smart but innocent.

As I turn this milestone of a page I can reflect on many adventures and different looks. Through it all I’ve always been myself!

I helped Ma walk her way through a pandemic, helped Dad recover from bouts of illness, started our business, seen the bro change jobs about ten times and of course been mentor to a mighty mad dog.

I’ve endured it all with strength of character and courage and on most occasions have retained composure.

Some Queens spent just this exact amount of time on the throne of England and they made movies about them.

Another good reason for me to be recognized, appreciated and elected to high office is this STAMINA!

Forward then dear followers let us make the next thousand days the most meaningful!

Blessing #1601-Mille Moments

It’s hard for me, as I’m so modest, to project my many characteristics that equip me so well for high office but they include

Enduring flexibility and creativity

Encouragement of all but especially the young to be adventurous

Compassion for those of weaker intellect capacity

Alignment with those whose values are rooted in tradition and the arts

Non discriminating, honest and just!

There that should secure me a little additional funding from the food sector. Now I must seek sponsorship elsewhere.

Suggestion other than Elon welcome.

Blessing#1600-Foodies Fix

The semifinals for the Super Bowl were on last night. Our Bengals almost made it but a field goal at the last minute meant Kansas City went through and will play against Philly. Not sure who well root for yet!

I was asking the bro if I might get a TV spot for my campaign

He says they are $7 million for thirty seconds so I may have to forgo and focus on social media for now.

For most people bologna is a lunchtime go to so I’m seeking breakfast endorsements too.

Maybe donuts.

Scooby a man with a big heart!

Or maybe fun food since it’s the year of the bunny. Shame about the egg. Very uppity!

Must take more photos. Get yours to me too.

Blessing#1599-Snaps

I’ve been working on my strategy and have reached the conclusion I need sponsors. Campaigns are costly and competitors for the Oval Office claim to have billions.

Pet food manufacturers would be too obvious and too polarizing.

That’s why I’m homing in on bologna.

My competitors may be metaphorically full of it but for me this is literal the case.

I eat this delight daily so I plan to seek sponsorship from this source.

We need a jingle along the lines of « a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down ».

What about « a bit of bologna bodes better than babble. »

Shows I’m a down to earth sort. Traditional values no oysters or fancy food for me.

Blessing#1598-Big Bucks

I’ve been working on my strategy and have reached the conclusion I need sponsors. Campaigns are costly and competitors for the Oval Office claim to have billions.

Pet food manufacturers would be too obvious and too polarizing.

That’s why I’m homing in on bologna.

My competitors may be metaphorically full of it but for me this is literal the case.

I eat this delight daily so I plan to seek sponsorship from this source.

We need a jingle along the lines of « a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down ».

What about « a bit of bologna bodes better than babble. »

Shows I’m a down to earth sort. Traditional values no oysters or fancy food for me.

Blessing#1598-Big Bucks

Precious Peeps it Perfection Posting.

Granny and the Gizz lost count again and no one noticed except me. So I had to get things sorted and back in check.

She’s as old as a mammoth. Without doubt in need of some serious therapy alternative or otherwise.

She is perennially grumpy too.

No wonder she gets on so we’ll with the old grey Scoobal.

He really thinks he has a chance of making a move to the top.

Hah! To appeal to the younger gens like me he better stop hanging out with old ladies and make a move on the hot chicks.

A little gifting around the 14th Feb just might make me rethink.

Blessing#1597-Taking PITTY

I’m kept excessively busy guarding the ranch and taking care of Dad. I won’t even mention demonic disciplining duties.

It’s important to stay on top of technology as it can save you time but on occasions can induce some stress.

I try to give lessons to the Spawn of Satan but she doesn’t focus or even often listen.

One of these days I will be richly rewarded for my efforts.

In the meantime I’ll continue with the communication campaign that I am class and running for office. Ah you thought that was in the past. Oh no I was strategizing!!!

Blessing#1595-Marking my Words