Booming Banter

Greetings Precious Peeps. PITS perfect pawblishing today.

I’m slowly recovering after my séjour at the spa. I was hotly pursued each day by so many admirers it was quite exhausting.

Now Granny is back we’re sharing stories of our beauty treatments and admiring each others mani’s!

Don’t you think I look even more Pitty Perfect than is possible.

I’m sure glad the Gizz and I got our baths while at the spa because our auntie Tjin came to stay last night so we were nicely scented.

She hasn’t seen me since I was the size of a saucer. She could not believe my beauty and musculature!

I tried real hard to endear myself to her but she preferred the old guy more than me.

Not to worry I know that I have lots of admirers because I am who I am.

Blessing#1503-Being Beautiful

Well we went through all the wedding photos and I must say it was some party. The only thing that was missing was me.

Held in a special place that looked like a little castle they really needed a little wolfhound around to complete the effects.

My cousin very definitely looked like a Princess and if I say so myself seems to have found a very handsome Prince.

The whole family looked regal in their sparkling dresses and fancy suits.

Heck even my bro cleaned up well and I hardly recognized my parents.

It’s as well they didn’t take Princess Pitty though because she’d have wrecked the joint.

Still they brought us back a little fancy favor which made me think they thought of us too.

Blessing#1502-Happy Couple

When I looked at the sky this morning I knew deep in my soul they were home and so sure as the sun rises so would we be soon.

We had such a good time at the Four Paws Resort and Spa. It is the most luxurious resort you can imagine but all that exercise is exhausting and we love our own kennel most of all.

We missed our pack so when Ma arrived we almost killed the poor woman to get into the car.

I smacked her a big one on the cheek to be sure she knows I love her

……. and the niece gave her her biggest smile

We are settling back to our posts and planning to have a look at all the wedding photos this afternoon. I’ll share the details with you tomorrow.

The niece, who has been greatly tamed is exhausted. Just can’t keep her peepers open so we’ll let her sleep. I’m a tad in need of a nap myself.

Blessing#1501-Returned to Sender

Ma sent me a message yesterday afternoon to say they had been out eating again. Talk about pouring oil on a fire! Made me mad as $@&&

This time I’m so super seriously upset because they all had BACON!

They went to Bob’s, reputed to be the best diner in Philly for brunch.

The place she said looked just like the diners in the movies. If you sat there long enough you could write a book about the comings and goings and the amazing hard working staff.

It was packed and each time a table was cleared someone else jumped it.

Dad said he had the best pancakes in his whole life.

They were the size of dinner plates.

Almost as big as himself.

They were all off to my cousin V’s wedding later that afternoon but Ma said she’d tell me all about the big event when she gets home as it’s too much for one post.

That means we have not been abandoned so I might eat a little myself today as I imagine I can smell that BACON from here!!!

Blessing#1500-Sent of Freedom

I have been on hunger strike so the niece has gained five pounds. She eats all she’s given and all I leave and that is everything at present!

It hasn’t worked though I haven’t been paroled so I will have to crack and have a nibble today.

In her correspondence of last evening Ma informed me that she and the bro ate lunch in Chinatown yesterday. She had her favorite Ma Po Tofu which is fire on a plate. I wouldn’t have been able to deal with that so no loss there but the bro had Shanghai style sliced beef with his noodles which might have slipped down nicely.

They did more than 10,000 steps around old Philly so they worked some of it off. Ma snuggled up with some old fat dude in funny britches who must have been partial to a good feast himself. Maybe not in Chinatown! Funny how they’re color coordinated!!!!

Later they went to the Mehendi party where ladies have their hands painted and everyone has a good chat. Dad spent a lot of time with his little sister.

Everyone ate lots of pizza and brownies and ice-cream cake and did not walk more than a few steps.

So like Jaws they’ll have gained a few pounds unlike ME!!!!

No pointing fingers now painted or not I’m feeling so self righteous that I’m so in control and so slim!!!!

Blessing#1499-Appetite Control

Both the niece and myself are completely exhausted. We were outside playing all day yesterday.

Jaws snored all night like a trooper. Thank heavens I don’t have to sleep with her usually. She’s really like that Princess Fiona from Shrek.

Ma sent a text to me to say I have to take care of our « Princess » as she’s just little. Has she never looked at the size of her gapping mouth!

Anyway now I know where they are.

The bro drove them in his fancy sedan through Ohio

Over the bridge into West Virginia for a few minutes

On into Pensilvania where they sat on the same road for the next four hours

Ma says she’s a nervous wreck as the bro has a foot made of lead.

It wasn’t boring though. They went through the mountains quite literally

Past the farms and into the first capital of the USA Philadelphia.

The are all shacking up together too in the same room so Ma says she too is surrounded by snoring.

Serves her right for leaving me behind.

Blessing#1498-Loud Breathing

I told you something was up. No sooner had I pawblished yesterday than Ma starts packing up my kibble and bowls.

She bundles me and the niece in the car along with the medical records our food and the Nylas and off we go.

We crossed the Scioto River and headed north to the big blue yonder!

We were then unceremoniously ejected from the car and delivered into the gentle hands of the luxurious Four Paws Resort and Spa.

Ma disappeared took off at lightening speed as though she was glad to be rid of us. See that grin on her face well I could smack it off!

What next? It’s like the Red Barn Mystery!!!!

Shall we make a run for it in her direction?

Will she return!

Thank heavens I have Jaws to talk to.

Blessing#1497-Bonded Pairs

There is something strange going on.

Ma started pulling clothes out of the wardrobe that I’d never seen her wear before. She struggled into them with a lot of deep breathing and thanked God for spanx

The bro tried on a lot of pants and jackets of Dads to see if anything would fit him. One jacket worked! He has to wear his own pants though!!!!

Dad put frontline on me and Mega on Tuesday night just to be sure we’re OK! He then pulled out our vaccination files and put them in a promenant position on the kitchen table. Ominous!

Finally, and not for fun, Ma took the scissors to my werewolf hairdo as she said I’d disgrace the family if anyone saw me like that.

What can it be? I didn’t sleep well at all with all the worrying. Tossed and turned all night long!

Blessing#1496-Clues

Thank goodness the stars don’t change.

The plough is the plough whether you’re in Ohio or Ireland. Gives you that old familiar eternal feeling and when it aligns over Ballylesson where loved ones lie it looks brilliant and touches the heart.

The same cannot be said for the Earth’s climate that has gone crazy.

In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan a foot of snow fell yesterday. In Texas temperatures tumbled by an astounding sixty degree in two days.

The only thing I can do is hunker down in my cozy spot and snooze as I know we’ll only get a short trot in the sleet that’s falling outside.

Might get some oatmeal though it’s Ma’s go to to winter warm up. It’s almost as eternal as the stars!

Blessing#1495-Porridge

Pits Perfect here again today with a little Philosophy.

Do you ever have days that seem like weeks? They just are so average that they go by so slooooooooooooowly.

I had one of those yesterday.

We went for a walk as usual.

Came home and played with the Gizz.

Had a siesta in my crate

Had dinner

Walked some more

Played ball

Had a post dinner siesta in my crate while Granny went out as Grandpa can’t be bothered with me when Granny’s not around

Came downstairs and played some with Dad when he got home.

Played some more with the Gizz

Finally gave up and let him lick me to death until he collapsed.

Chewed bones until Dad tried to get me to bed and then ran wild around the house for fifteen minutes playing catch.

Now here’s the thing should we enjoy day like that or should we crave more color or black and white excitement? Thoughts!

Blessing#1494-Sepia