Booming Banter

Being as it’s the Twelfth Day of Christmas Ma had to get the decorations down today.

This is her least favorite task of the year so she has to sandwich it between things she enjoys to make it happen.

I benefited richly.

We got to go to my favorite park. It was a dry morning and not too too cold.

When we got there, there wasn’t another sinner to be seen so I got to run free.

I decided on the White Tail Loop first and then took a nip down to the pond.

It was frozen so I just admired from afar.

We did the meadow next and met a labradoodle puppy then I had a great romp deep in the woods chasing squirrels.

What fun I had. We saw lots of spooky sculptures made my wind and storm and some great hiding places and then to top it all of who do you think we met?

None other than the man himself the big four pointer White Tail.

He stood there posing like a professional just like me!

Blessing # 930 – Close Ups

Do you have a place in your house that only you sit in? We all do and we know her Maj does at the palace.

Dad’s is at one end of one sofa, Ma’s is at the other end of the other sofa and when the bro is home he sits in the single chair.

I kinda fluctuate as the feeling takes me or the spirit moves me if you prefer. The one that’s definitely mine though is in the kitchen close to the best action. Who cares about TV when there is food on the go!

I’m a bit perplexed now because of the gift the bro gave Dad for Christmas.

It’s meant to be good for his back and give him support.

If you ask me though it like a young elephant in the room.

It’s more in keeping with a throne room than a regular persons palace but as long as it doesn’t stampede we’ll be OK

Blessing # 929 – Statement Pieces

We have family in different parts of the world so we always keep an eye on the weather where they are.

It’s our little way of checking in on them each day and thinking about them and what they might be doing.

We do our checks in centigrade because that’s what we’re familiar with and look at the forecast for their week ahead.

If we see it’s sunny we imagine them out walking, maybe with their dogs if they have one and having fun.

In India it’s often very hot so we’re glad when we see a cooler day.

In the UK we know a little warmth will be welcome. As for Switzerland we know that snow always goes down well!

Funny isn’t it that no matter what you get most of be it heat or cold or rain or snow when the sun shines bright you welcome it and thanks to those near and dear who share what they did in the sun you can enjoy it even if it’s dull outside your own door.

Blessing # 928 – Virtual Visit

As you know I earn my keep guarding our home and protecting my family. My bark can be heard a mile away and in the car it can be quite deafening.

I’m really good at sharing and taking care of my toys and allowing my family and friends to play with them. I’ll welcoming everyone to play toss the piggy and even share my treats too.

See when it comes to bones though I’m a wild animal. They are strictly my OWN!

Ma gave me one for New Years Eve and there is no way anyone is touching it not even herself!

Come near me when I have it in my jaws and I’ll give you the biggest meanest growl you can imagine.

I’ll hide under the bed or table if you dare try to take it from me.

You all have to take this life lesson from me.

Save the tough stuff for when you really need it so people know what you’re made of.

Blessing # 927 – Back Bone

What a totally yucky start to 2021. Ma and me were up early feeling frisky but our plans for a long walk with Auntie Denise were scuppered by freezing rain.

It really is nasty stuff so we only did a quick one miler and we are drenched. I look like a drowned rat. No offense to the rodents.

Ma is working all day too so she’ll be driving in it soon. I’ll content myself with indoor activities to get my steps in like chasing piggy and getting Dad to play with rocket.

We must keep fit! Ma told me she feels happy that eight years ago she quit the ciggies this year her goal is to quit the yo-yo dieting.

As you all know she takes the head staggers every now and then and starves herself then she bakes a bucket load of buns and eats most of them herself.

I keep telling her to share the love I’d happily help her moderate her intake.

Maybe this year she’ll listen and just be thankful for small mercies and all the workouts I give her.

I’m not too keen though on all those green things that are part of her plan. If she wants to eat those she better get a second pet.

Blessing # 926 – Old Goat

On the first day of 2020 I took my Ma on a very long walk. Who knew it would be indicative of the year ahead.

A lot of steps have been taken together, many with two friends we drew close to.

The bro walked the stage at his graduation not quite in the way he expected and took the next step to college.

New doors were opened and new lessons learned not least about making choices and being patient and putting things in perspective.

More than a few bullets were dodged not least a lightening strike. The house could have gone up in smoke instead it has a new roof and unlike so many others we’re all still sitting in our favorite spots.

We discovered beautiful places on our doorstep and connected in unexpected ways with familiar places very far away.

Most of all we learned how much we owe so many who take care of us in ways we might never have acknowledged before.

Blessing # 925 – Moving On

This is the third day in a row I’ve been out riding shot gun with my Ma. I love it!

I’m her best chum and she’s mine. We have even started to dress alike.

They say people start to look like their canines. I think there’s some truth in that.

While she does her thing at the various stops we take I sit up very straight like a big old fierce thing and guard the car.

When were cruising we like to sing real loud. I’m kinda glad Rudolph and his mates have taken off again because I was getting a bit fed up with all those JINGLE bells.

We’re back to ah-ha and other such 80s hair raising stuff.

Blessing # 924 – Vocals

Poor Ma has had a super stressful day yesterday. She was exhausted and forgot to post my epistle.

It started when we came back from our morning walk. She’d had a call from the contractor and that almost made her faint. The reason is he is on vacation in Florida. Why would he be calling if it wasn’t something serious.

She was shaking when she called him back because she feared the worst BURST PIPES. Well as it turned out that was not the case. Seems the people working at the project had had a good idea on how to do part of the work in an easier way and just wanted her to approve the plan. Whew!

We had to drive up to the house to give the green light which was a delight for me.

Next we went shopping for a special dinner for the bro who is home for the night. He’d asked for Beef Wellington so Ma said she’d try to do it!

Now as you know she is no Gordon Ramsey so this has kept her busy all afternoon starting with finding puff pastry because she for sure wasn’t making that!

To accompany the delight a crème brûlée was requested. Well that bombed completely it was like scrambled egg floating in water. Yuck.

It went in the trash and she had to start again. I could have scoffed the wasted one but she said it would give me the scoots.

The take two is now in the oven with the beef which is burning on the outside and raw on the inside.

She is asking herself why does she bother. She should just throw in the towel and order take out.

Why? Well the reason is us. The bro and me and Dad of course will see her through her ups and downs. Even if her cooking is horrible we will give her a kiss because she tries hard to please us.

One piece of good news the 1000 pièce jigsaw she ordered of the bro and me for his surprise Christmas pressie eventually arrived.

There is also the saving grace of things that need no cooking. Let us eat!

Blessings # 923 – Salad is Safe

When Ma came home from church this morning she was a woman on a mission. She was going to sort and pack all her Christmas stock from her booth at the antique store that she hadn’t sold. The goal was to get as much as possible into as little space as possible. The girl did good. Two boxes and still some space left.

It’s awfully boring for me when she does this but at least she put on some good singing by a certain Lady Gaga in a movie called A Star is Born. Awful lot of bad words in that movie though!

We didn’t get a chance to see the end though because she got a call. Seems someone couldn’t come to work at the store today so her boss wondered could she come in. Sure she could and off she went.

The bladder of steel came in useful again as a she didn’t return till 5:15 and I’d last been out at 8:30.

What a joy though that awaited us. Never ever have either of us seen such a beautiful sunset.

Blessing # 922 – Seasons Finale

The mother cooked a mountain of meat because she knows that’s what the bro and me enjoy most.

As soon as he came home we had a quick cuddle and then we had our feast. He hadn’t eaten all day so he put away a few pounds of grub.

After that we opened our stockings.

Santa gave me an Elf. He is cute and I like him a lot. He’s easy to toss around but doesn’t squeak like pinky. I also got a huge bone from Auntie Denise that will keep me going till next Christmas.

Among other things the bro got a LOT of beef jerky that might tide him over till New Year. He also got a hat to go with it that Ma says he has to take care of because it’s the real JR!

His best present though came all the way from Ireland. His Auntie Anne got him the autobiography of his hero rugby star and former captain of Ireland Rory Best. Thanks to Anne, Rory himself signed for the bro

We had no sooner scoffed the dessert than he took off again and Ma and Dad fell asleep watching TV.

Strange sort of Christmas I was glad I had that elf for company.

Blessing # 921 – Little and Large People