Author: boomingbanter

The Bro and I put our heads together and pondered what herself might like for Mother’s Day.

She has plants sprawling all over the front hall and these impede my games of fetch. My tennis balls get stuck behind the pots which holds back my score. So we had a brainwave instead of getting her a plant we got her plant holders.

A stroke of genius! She nearly tripped over one of them this morning as I didn’t have time to show her where we’d put them! She was well pleased though and cooed and ahhed about them and was all huggy kissy too.

As we got her in a good mood she decided to make a treat for when the other menfolk surfaced. There was a lot of old bread lying around that I’d hoped would find its way into my bowl.

Instead she chopped it up and covered it with a mix of milk, sugar and egg and chucked it in the oven. I could have done that!

It looked horrendous but miraculously it came out good and we all scoffed it up!

Maybe if we got her gifts every weekend she’d make more goodies instead of those boring crunchies!

Blessing # 693 – Return in Kind

My feelings have been hurt several times today. First my Ma rushed me out on a short one mile march and then dumped me in the living room with Dad.

She disappeared without even saying adios amigos for two hours. I could hear her talking and a lot of other voices too. How did all those people get into my home? They were serious at times but then they were laughing and no matter how much I scraped the door she wouldn’t let me join that meeting. Absolutely not nice!

She made up for it a little by fixing a date for me to meet my girlfriend  this afternoon but when we got to our meeting point my girl was not there. It was just her Mom who said my girl had had a little wobbly and fallen down the stairs. Of course I was concerned but also disappointed. She is rather a lot older than me but sure is beautiful. Just hoping she gets better soon.

It’s just one of those things I suppose. A big yawn!

You can’t always get what you want. I’ll just hang in there and dream of my love till next time!

Blessing # 692– Rocking Resilience

Often when we’re out for a trot people will ask my Mom what am I. Rather than just saying she doesn’t know she usually launches into my whole history. This gets a tad boring when you’ve heard the same thing a hundred time.

Yesterday things took a different twist. This masked woman stopped us and said “Oh your dog looks just like my dogs twin”. Intrigued Ma asked what breed that was and the lady said with confidence a SNOODLE.

We checked that out and found some similarities but still go with our original idea that there is Irish Wheaten Terrier in me and a good dose of Poodle.

That would make me closer to a WHOODLE. Pretty good resemblance to the Google image don’t you think?

Given my tail, highlights coloring and ball skills there may be some Golden Retriever in me. My fine behavioral traits of chasing anything that moves at speed also indicate Pointer and Greyhound and the fact I’m still growing hints at a little touch of a giant like a Great Dane or Wolfhound.

All I can say is don’t try to classify me! I’ll never be at the top of the Top Ten Breeds because they couldn’t reproduce me even if they tried. Such a shame that is!

I’m just perfectly mixed up and best described as a BITSA or a HEINZ!

Maybe make that a Secret Scooby that’s a breed you only dream of!

Blessing # 691 – Just Myself

Over the past few days my Ma has received several messages about a big bash they had three years ago for Cinco de Mayo.

We didn’t celebrate this year but seems they really rolled the boat out in the past. Since I’ve arrived they’ve only had one party. I was well behaved so I’m sure it’s got nothing to do with me. I’m really hoping they have one soon. Such a great opportunity to meet new people and grab a snack or two.

Ma was looking at the photos that people sent her of the party and realized that in one picture every single person in the snap except  Dad has left Ohio. Some have gone to Florida, others to Canada, others to Switzerland and others to India.

Three years ago I wasn’t even thought of but one year ago I was living with other stray soldiers in Texas itself.

I could not tell you if I was fighting on the French side or the Spanish side only that I won the battle in finding my home.

I enjoy nachos very much so am certain that now Ma has been reminded that she forgot to celebrate the Mexican win at Puebla she’ll be rolling out the treats tonight.

Blessing # 690 – Taco Time

I wish I could fly sometimes. Those stinking squirrels scoot up trees just when I’m about to catch them. If I could fly I’m certain I could grab one by the tail!

The trees are full of flying objects and some are very colorful. Recently we’ve been seeing small yellow things Ma says are called Gold Finches. She coos over them to the point I get a little jealous.

This morning she was all distracted by those big funky flyers that zoom into our pond at the park because all of a sudden they have a little fluffy family. She got aunt Lori to take this pic of them.

The pair of ducks who are the funniest fliers of all are still spending a lot of time sitting in the ditch close to the road. Who knows why but they are a cute couple!

There are also those birds that go way high in the sky that seemed to have all but disappeared recently. Some of them called JetBlues were in the news today though. Since it’s  National Nurses Day they are giving 100000 Nurses a sky ride. That’s really cool don’t you think. Wonder could I go too?

Blessing # 689 – Flying High

We have returned to winter with freezing cold, wind and rain. Pooh! Herself doesn’t care for walking when it’s pouring unless it’s absolutely essential so we’re just hanging around now watching her favorite videos about clothes and makeup and snuggling up tight.

She’s also fond of anything Royal so when something pops up on one of the sites she follows Ma sends a link to herself in an email so she can find again. If she doesn’t do that she forgets where she saw it.

This morning she hit on something, sent it to herself and then got into a fit of the giggles when it arrived in her email. We’ve just watched it. All about some place called Sandringham but when she typed it she didn’t get it quite right. Snasringham does have a different feel. Fits well we think for a Modern Monarchy!

You can excuse her though as we had to get up with larks. The bro came home from work at eleven last night and then was starting again this morning at seven. His shifts are a bit crazy.

We did get to see the dawn though as we waved him off and that was really spectacular. Red sky in the morning theory was so true today.

Here’s hoping that soon she’ll be running out the back door instead of the front to take pics of that big bright ball and a red sky at night.

Blessing # 687 – Sun Gazing

The bunnies have been evicted from our home. Not saying I’m sad. From the first day they went up we’ve heard nothing but talk about viruses. Anyway most of them were all girly sparkly fluffy pink things. Not my style at all.

Herself had her green swifter thing out today. Squirting and going into all sorts of places that even I can’t reach. She pulled out quite a few fluffy finds from there too that looked a bit like one of those bunny’s bums. There may have been a nest or two too. Nasty!

The bunnies were replaced with all these flags and funny looking little men and lots of Stars and Stripes.

I have no clue what this is about but at least nothing is pink. Plenty of good strong colors around even in the funky fake flowers! I might just chew those up they are tacky!

Blessing # 686 – Boys Blues

When we were making our way to the park this morning we saw one of my pals out for his constitutional. He is small and ancient and his family is very odd. Not only does he walk his Ma and Pa he also walks his feline.

Usually this kitty keeps its distance from the others and never comes near me but this morning I thought it was time we said hello. I crept up behind it and it froze.

It was like something out of a horror movie it hunched up and honestly I thought it was going to pounce on me. It snarled up its face and looked like a demon. Well what to do but back off.

When we got home herself was in overdrive again stripping beds and cleaning like crazy.

Next thing I knew it wasn’t just sheets and pillowcases in the laundry room I was in there too.

She bunged me in that big deep sink and started scrubbing. That’s when I got inspired. Maybe if I did that cat pose she’d back off too!

No fear she just kept on soaping me. Even got the bro to take my pic! Such humiliation!

The woman has no heart but I must say while the house may smell a little iffy of Eau De Chien Mouillé I am fresh and raring to go get that kitty!

Blessings # 685 – Félin’ Frisky

It’s dangerous when Mom sleeps till seven. She just can’t stop buzzing around.

After walking me into the ground she threw open all the windows and then tackled the bro’s hair. He’d come home from work last night and said he wanted her to cut his locks really short. Well that’s like a red flag to a bull.

Out came those clippers again and she started. He kept saying «shorter shorter » as apparently he had taken on a dare with some dudes in work. She stopped when she could see his head! He looks half bald like Dad!

It’s just as well he’s handsome and has a fine shaped cranium. Wouldn’t suit everyone!

The bathroom had black hair everywhere so she swung right into cleaning. The plants around the tub we’re all moved outside. Wasn’t sure what that was all about but she had this smug look on her face. Seems she managed to save seven out of nine geraniums  over the winter. So what!

Now she was on a roll and took to the kitchen and out went more plants that lived on the window sill. Another triumph she claims.

They are now on the back step along with other little things in huge pots that she talks to now and then. Leaves appeared from nowhere in these pots over the past few weeks. Seems these critters were living here before me but slept all winter. There’s a rogue among them that she can’t explain. Its growing so fast and she didn’t plant it but is letting it do it’s own thing. Bit like myself really!

She thinks it Purple Dead Nettle but wiser ones may know better. If so help her as she does try her best to be good to all her babies!

Blessing # 684 – Survivors

As a fitness fanatic it’s hard for me to sit still unless of course I’m out for the count.

If it’s not speed walking it running around playing ball games. It’s great for building muscle and keeping the spirits up.

I line the balls up on the couch beside Ma hoping she’ll toss them.

It can get a tad repetitive though so the bro is teaching me some new games.

He and Dad are very keen on wrestling so that’s one thing we’re working on and of course the American football season isn’t that far off so we’re getting into tackling that too.

When we’ve had enough exertion there’s nothing like a little time out together. Some might say we’re arm chair athletes but I know we’re professional team mates.

Blessing # 683 – New Dog Tricks